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lesliepear) wrote2004-06-11 05:05 pm
lesliepear) wrote2004-06-11 05:05 pm
bold what you hate, then add three more
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elliriel
1. fake childrens' voices in radio commercials
2. detailed voicemails instead of email
3. whiny college students
4. vegetarian bashers
5. holier-than-thou vegetarians
6. Inappropriate Capitalization
7. band t-shirts that only come in black
8. extolling of childrens' wide-eyed innocence
9. lack of continuity in movies/TV
10. email sent on custom graphical "stationary"
11. MS Word attachments instead of ASCII
12. towels with too much fabric softener in them
13. gay people whose only hobby is being gay
14. "this page intentionally left blank"
15. Take Your Child To Work Day
16. sirens on the radio
17. virtual/online petitions
18. rabid Stanley Kubrick fans
19. Jell-O
20. people who identify with Ender from Ender's Game
21. trendy children's names (Connor, Kayleigh, Brittany, Taylor, etc.)
22. electric can openers
23. "utilize"
24. flip-flops worn anywhere but the pool
25. fasting to rid your body of "toxins"
26. people who reek of stale cigarette smoke all the time
27. dressing up for halloween
28. Eudora Welty
29. other peoples' messes
30. being touched by strangers
31. Rabid know-it-all fanboys with superiority complexes.
32. The undead.
33. Uncertainty.
34. indier than thou types
35. being kicked out of places for handing out samples of Gold Fish crackers
36. jam bands
37. fruit combined with meat (pineapple on ham & the such)
38. Candace Bushnell and all her evil spawn
39. hard and/or flat hotel pillows
40. celebrities who insist on having only one name (e.g. Beyonce, Raven, Madonna, Cher)
41a. drivers who tailgate in the right lane.
41b. drivers who use on-ramps as their own personal passing lanes.
42. Carrot Top
43. Thieves/Robbers/Those who steal what is not theirs
44. People who think that having a different point of view makes you automatically totally unAmerican.
45. Media pavlovian tactics designed to make us react a certain way to certain stimuli: like 9/11
46: People who make right turns from the left lane, or left turns from the right lane, or completely disregard the glaringly clear turn lane
47. Celebrities who think they know politics and how the real world operates
48. When a bird craps on you thru your just-opened sun roof
49. Traffic jams caused by Goverment ineptitude
50. People who are cruel to animals and children
51. People who have an attitude just because they expect others will treat them differently
52. people who are nice to your face, but stab you in the back when it suits them
53. people who scream that you're "dissing them" but have no respect for your needs
54. people who leave you hanging out to dry after they've promised to be there for you
55. Spam in e-mail
56. My job
57. Clothing not sized for anyone who has hips or a stomach or any kind of curves and poundage.
elliriel1. fake childrens' voices in radio commercials
2. detailed voicemails instead of email
3. whiny college students
4. vegetarian bashers
5. holier-than-thou vegetarians
6. Inappropriate Capitalization
7. band t-shirts that only come in black
8. extolling of childrens' wide-eyed innocence
9. lack of continuity in movies/TV
10. email sent on custom graphical "stationary"
11. MS Word attachments instead of ASCII
12. towels with too much fabric softener in them
13. gay people whose only hobby is being gay
14. "this page intentionally left blank"
15. Take Your Child To Work Day
16. sirens on the radio
17. virtual/online petitions
18. rabid Stanley Kubrick fans
19. Jell-O
20. people who identify with Ender from Ender's Game
21. trendy children's names (Connor, Kayleigh, Brittany, Taylor, etc.)
22. electric can openers
23. "utilize"
24. flip-flops worn anywhere but the pool
25. fasting to rid your body of "toxins"
26. people who reek of stale cigarette smoke all the time
27. dressing up for halloween
28. Eudora Welty
29. other peoples' messes
30. being touched by strangers
31. Rabid know-it-all fanboys with superiority complexes.
32. The undead.
33. Uncertainty.
34. indier than thou types
35. being kicked out of places for handing out samples of Gold Fish crackers
36. jam bands
37. fruit combined with meat (pineapple on ham & the such)
38. Candace Bushnell and all her evil spawn
39. hard and/or flat hotel pillows
40. celebrities who insist on having only one name (e.g. Beyonce, Raven, Madonna, Cher)
41a. drivers who tailgate in the right lane.
41b. drivers who use on-ramps as their own personal passing lanes.
42. Carrot Top
43. Thieves/Robbers/Those who steal what is not theirs
44. People who think that having a different point of view makes you automatically totally unAmerican.
45. Media pavlovian tactics designed to make us react a certain way to certain stimuli: like 9/11
46: People who make right turns from the left lane, or left turns from the right lane, or completely disregard the glaringly clear turn lane
47. Celebrities who think they know politics and how the real world operates
48. When a bird craps on you thru your just-opened sun roof
49. Traffic jams caused by Goverment ineptitude
50. People who are cruel to animals and children
51. People who have an attitude just because they expect others will treat them differently
52. people who are nice to your face, but stab you in the back when it suits them
53. people who scream that you're "dissing them" but have no respect for your needs
54. people who leave you hanging out to dry after they've promised to be there for you
55. Spam in e-mail
56. My job
57. Clothing not sized for anyone who has hips or a stomach or any kind of curves and poundage.