Clearly, I fail on most counts but one: I hate "at the waist" pants of any kind, so all my jeans sit a little bit lower. However, I also have to say that I really don't care about the "mom jean" issue - the demands of fashion are so fleeting, I really cannot give a damn about what's "in" today. And I am, at least, far from "grandma pants" (which my mother has been into since long before grandchildren :-P ).