I like this one :)

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Entire Non-Porn Internet (which is less than 30%).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lord (regardless of gender)</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">A complete accident.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Storm Troopers (from Star Wars).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Invest in Microsoft.</td>

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