Pirate day

[lesliepear]

You are The Cabin Boy

You, me lad, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares delivering a staggering punch line. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you would do is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Actually, Talk Like A Pirate Day makes me think of Pirate Parties at Shore Leave (a Maryland science-fiction convention). Those were interesting....but a whole day of said party would be exhausting - picture a hotel room with a tub acting as a beer cooler ... people chugging pixie sticks and an ajoining hotel room with the furniture cleared or on end and a DJ station setup! They say they use that hotel for security training! (Actually the convention has been there many years and sells out the place every time!)